We know - times are tough on Earth right now. Temperatures are rising, spirits are sinking; billionaires (like our shareholders) keep getting richer and richer while millions are evicted from their homes, and there doesn’t seem to be any end in sight. Where can we find hope, happiness, equality?
In the new gadget from The Infinity Corporation, of course! Introducing the OM Digital Consciousness Interface (DCI) Module. With state-of-the-art real time memory and perceptual sharing technology, the OM DCI integrates all users into a a single consciousness that is immortal, eternal, and resides in a dreamlike reality over which it has total control. Simply install the OM chip in your personal neural interface port, follow the activation prompts, and accept your place in the Godhead! Order yours today.